• Print & tape to your mirror
• Glanceable at 6am
• All 6 routine combos covered
• Step-by-step with timing
• Product photos on every card
• No app, no account, no screen
• Free with any DeadSimple bundle

Tape It to Your Mirror. Follow the Steps.

Not an app. Not a YouTube video. Not a blog post you'll bookmark and never open again. A printed card that lives on your bathroom mirror — right where you do the routine. Each card has your steps numbered, your products pictured, and your timing listed. Glanceable in two seconds at 6am when your brain isn't doing anything complicated yet.

Why a Printed Card

Every other piece of skincare help lives on a screen. You have to pick up your phone, unlock it, find the thing, scroll past an ad. By the time you get to the instructions, you could've just done the routine. These cards skip all of that. Print one. Tape it up. It's there when you look up from the sink. No loading. No notifications. No "which app was that in again?"

Six Cards. Every Combo Covered.

1. The Complete System — Morning (Cleanser + Moisturizer) and Evening (Cleanser + Retinol). Your full routine, both columns, one page.

2. Day + Night Duo — Moisturizer by day, Retinol by night. For people who already have a cleanser they like.

3. Cleanse + Hydrate Duo — Cleanser and Moisturizer, AM and PM. The gentle, retinol-free routine.

4. Cleanse + Renew Duo — Cleanser and Retinol. One nighttime session, focused on results.

5. The Morning Refresh — Morning-only with Cleanser + Moisturizer. Two steps, two minutes, go.

6. The Evening Reset — Evening-only with Cleanser + Retinol. Prep and renew before bed.

What's on Each Card

Numbered steps in the order you do them. Product photos so you grab the right bottle. Timing for each step (spoiler: most are 30 seconds). Tips at the bottom — things like how to start retinol, what to expect in the first few weeks, and when to add more if you want to. Everything on one page. Nothing you have to flip to find.

How to Use

Download the PDF. Find the card that matches your products. Print it. Tape it to your bathroom mirror, inside your medicine cabinet, wherever you'll see it while you're brushing your teeth. Follow the steps. After a week you won't need it — but it'll be there.

Already Free with Every Bundle

Buying any DeadSimple bundle? The routine cards are already included — no extra charge. Handy if you switch between routines, want to give one to someone, or just like having the full set. Make sure the products you already bought actually get used the right way.